“The Real World” Wrap Up

Another crazy night on “The Real World!” Is it just me, or does Cohutta have just one outfit?
Let’s comment on some of this week’s best quotes:
“You want to act like you’re two, I’ll act like I’m one.” -Trisha
Screw acting one, you’re on the level of a fetus. There’s nothing more annoying than when someone makes her indiscretions you’re problem. Get over it! Moving on to another Trisha gem…
“All I have to say about Parisa is ‘whaa whaa whaa’.” -Trisha
How articulate! You must be a speech writer. Wait, no, not speech writer. What’s that phrase? Oh yes, “illiterate bimbette.”
Those are enough quotes to last us a while, let’s discuss some other junk. Poor Parisa joon! She had to be carried home! And after only two drinks! See, I would totally fault her for this, but she didn’t bother anyone in her innebriation. She just slumped over and fell asleep. No problem for her, no problem for the roommates. Everyone wins.
One person who did surprise me was KellyAnne. She rubbed Parisa’s passed out head, advocated for peace in the house, and wasn’t totally brainless and annoying. Keep this train rolling!
Next week’s episode looks harrowing for sure. Parisa must be shaking in her boots right now; there’s nothing more mortifying than having a secret (not so secret) crush exposed. To remind you all of this, here’s a video teaser:

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