Watching MTV

I must apologize for the lack of updates recently. School has been demanding, and when that’s the case, it’s hard to find the time to post pictures of a fame-whoring Heidi Montag.

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Also, I’m so over the VMAs. Come on, they were terrible! I initially thought Britney’s performance would be the night’s low, but the boredom just kept coming at me.

I suppose there were some memorable moments…

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And I quote:

Someone wrote my phone number on the wall at a club called McCoys I think and I started getting phone calls from people late at night who saw the number and wanted to express their feelings haha..

What “feelings” did these people express? Read more, after the jump.

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Are you all ready for the weekend yet? If so, I hope you have something fun planned—and I also hope that you’ll get more piece of mind than Parisa did last weekend. In a message posted on her private Facebook, Parisa said this: “Thank you whoever wrote my number on the wall at some club and the lovely drunk that woke me up to tell me Dunbar sucks.”

I followed up with the reality star and she gave me a unique view into the cast members’ lives post-filming. Here’s a taste:

• Cast members do not see the episodes in advance (with the exception of the first two episodes). They watch them live on Wednesday nights, just like you.
• “I check in with your blog regularly and noticed the change in pace over there, glad to see you’re doing well.” See! By reading this you are among the stars!
• “I goofed thinking that this person was my friend, investing time and care into a friendship that definitely isn’t being portrayed as mutual.” Who could she be talking about? Find out soon.

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What did you all think of the latest “The Hills”? Personally, I thought it merged Spencer and Beavis (from Beavis and Butthead) more than any other episode, and it proved that Lo should get her own show.

Anyway, on Monday we saw LC and her crew playing football on the beach in Malibu. Remember this post I brought you way back in July?? We finally saw it come to fruition!

Next we saw Heidi and Spencer navigate the wilderness of (my home state) Colorado. The Montags got a nice plug of their family-owned restaurant, Timberline, and Audrina moped about JustinBobby again.

Want some scoop about Heidi’s dad, Tim Egelhoff? Click “read the rest of this entry.”

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Another crazy night on “The Real World!” Is it just me, or does Cohutta have just one outfit?

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Remember this post I brought you last week? Well we now have some solid confirmation, take a look:

Sure, the name has changed to “Celebrity Rap Superstar,” but the premise is still the same. Hear what some of his “fans” had to say, after the jump.

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By now I’m going to assume that you’ve all seen “The Real World” premiere that aired (for the first time) on Wednesday. Well, do you love it or do you LOVE it? That was a loaded question. Here’s my take on things:

• KellyAnne is one of those angsty, live-journal-writing 7th grade types. The reason Parisa was all up in your business, dear, is that you fell over drunk your first night there. And you thought Parisa made a bad first impression! Also, classy hot tub charade.
• Isaac, I’m sorry to say, seems either way overwhelmed or personality-less. We barely saw one full conversation of his, but this very possibly is editing trickery. I think he’s got a lot of potential to be one of the sane roommates.
• Oh, Parisa! Don’t you guys feel her pain? She is trapped on an island with thoughtless bimbettes. I’ll admit that she did seem to be looking for trouble during a few “conversations,” but she’s clearly at a maturity level that her roommates will reach when they’re old and–actually, probably never.
• Shauvon surprised me. Her huge knockers and bleach blonde hair make her seem superficial, but she actually seemed rather smart, don’t you think? She’s done right by choosing team Parisa, but she’s still able to be diplomatic with the other roommates. And did I mention those knockers!
• Trisha seems whiny. I’m on her side with the whole dishwasher argument, but her constant complaining sabotaged any merit that she would have had. The “she didn’t even speak English” thing was poor form as well. I mean, it’s fine to gripe once about how you can’t communicate with the McDonalds lady, but we don’t need to hear over and over again how some crazy foreigner didn’t rush to get you a “crunchy McFlurry.”
• Ooooh, Dunbar. I’m trying really hard to not mention anything physical because, like, I’m not a superficial person? (Right.) Anyway! He seems sane, like Parisa. It would be difficult to have someone like KellyAnne throwing herself at you while trying to maintain a relationship back home. I truly hope he succeeds with that relationship, but we’ll see how he fares in Sydney.
• Is Cohutta from the United States? I kid, I kid! KellyAnne was right when she said, “Is that accent real?” Too bad she spiraled from there. I think Cohutta seems genuine–you know, one of those all-around good guy types. I bet he has a farmer’s tan.

I’m all out of breath! Because I love my readership so very much, click “read the rest of this entry” to get an EXCLUSIVE tidbit that explains how Parisa and KellyAnne feel about each other now, after the show is done taping.

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I’m back (remember I left for a while?). Anyways, while I was gone the blog seemed to do just fine–so fine, in fact, that I’m going to keep the same format and rhythm that was going on while I was away.

If you don’t like this change, then COMMENT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT TO READ.

Sincerely yours.

I’m going on vacation! But don’t worry, you’ll still have NEW POSTS to read every single day. You won’t get as many per day, but you’ll still have something juicy to read every single morning (or afternoon, or whenever). Here’s what to look forward to:

• Find out why “Pimp My Ride” is tackling a school bus!
• Which super wealthy celebrity refuses to appear on “Cribs”?
• Go behind-the-scenes at “My Super Sweet 16.”
• And way more juicy stories about “Punk’d,” “Making the Band,” and other MTV madness.

I got a great response to “The Hills” parody I posted yesterday, so today you get to laugh at Ashton Kutcher and “Punk’d.” This clip is from SNL, and it really captures Ashton’s idiotic mannerisms perfectly:

Haha, “I’M AWESOME!” To see Justin Timberlake get Punk’d FOR REAL, watch the video after the jump (for those of you new to WatchingMTV.com, click “read the rest of this entry”).

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Every night I post a tantalizing teaser of what you’ll see on the blog tomorrow. But, you’ve got to come back the next day to get the whole scoop. (I’ve gotta help the new WatchingMTV.com users somehow). Tomorrow:

• Which host of a popular MTV show admitted in an interview that he would want to “rob liquor stores”??
• Finally this show is coming out on DVD!! Which one could it be?
• Did you love that parody of “The Hills” I posted today? Then you’ll loooove what’s coming at you tomorrow!

Hoooray for the weekend! Before you go to the beach, or the movies, or anywhere, check out WatchingMTV.com. Tomorrow…

• Surprising news about “Newlyweds.” You remember, that old show in which Jessica Simpson confused tuna for chicken.
• Shocking developments about a rocky “The Hills” friendship! Is it all for the cameras?
• More “The Hills” drama–find out who’s mocking the cast all over YouTube! Watch the video here, tomorrow!

Eww!! Watch this disgusting clip of a contestant PEEING during her date on “Next!”

Thank God this was put on YouTube. Grosser than gross.

To see an equally embarrasing clip of some poor girl FALLING OFF the “Next” bus, click “read the rest of this entry.” Daaamn!!

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So much fun, just a day away! Tomorrow:

• Who’s staging a protest at MTV’s Times Square studios? And what’s their big complaint?
• Find out a whole lot of info about the new “Real World” cast member that swam naked in the fish tank!
• Witness “Next” history! This was almost too gross for me to post… enjoy!