Watching MTV

Hoooray for the weekend! Before you go to the beach, or the movies, or anywhere, check out WatchingMTV.com. Tomorrow…

• Surprising news about “Newlyweds.” You remember, that old show in which Jessica Simpson confused tuna for chicken.
• Shocking developments about a rocky “The Hills” friendship! Is it all for the cameras?
• More “The Hills” drama–find out who’s mocking the cast all over YouTube! Watch the video here, tomorrow!

Geeze, we do them a favor by tolerating them while they’re on TV; don’t bother us with your drama when it’s not on television! Yes, Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt from “The Hills” are, like, not friends anymore. Awesome. (They’re pictured here, sandwiching Heidi Montag). Apparently, things went awry when Pratt spoke ill of Jenner’s then girlfriend Nicole Richie in a DETAILS magazine article. I’ve read the article and it basically says that Brody Jenner used Nicole Richie for his own publicity, which many have suspected all along. The two boys are now on two opposing teams: it’s Brody and LC vs. Spencer and Heidi. Hopefully it’s a death match (and no one’s a winner).

Sigh, what do you all think?

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’nuff said. Here’s what’s coming at you tomorrow:

• A “The Hills” fight that wasn’t caught on cameras? You bet!
• What upcoming show wants you to learn karate AND become a fashion designer??
• Hold onto the handrails: “Next” is back and better than ever.

God, why must we follow every move “The Hills” kids make? I suppose that’s just my lot in life. Let’s get to it. Apparently Brody Jenner was playing football and the beach when LC decided to stop by and join in. One thing led to another and Brody Jenner ended up with a broken finger.

According to E!, Brody Jenner went to the ER and returned with a set of X-rays and a full cast on his left arm. He told the crew, “I’m gonna get surgery, but I’m gonna live.” Of course, Lauren laughed at the ridiculous cast and Brody got his feelings hurt, sparking an argument you’re sure to watch on MTV. E! reports that it all ended in a long-winded heart-to-heart, the kind of stuff shows like The Hills were made for.

Good thing that E! has us covered. Remember that “The Hills” premieres August 13th, this little subplot is sure to be included.
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Yes, the work week is back upon us. Sit back, relax, and log on to www.WatchingMTV.com tomorrow to fulfill all your guilty pleasures:

• Find out why a cast member of “The Hills” was rushed to the emergency room over the weekend.
• Get your first glimpse of “The Real World” season 20! That’s right, the season after Sydney.
• Finally, a new “True Life” episode is about to begin filming. But this is one I could never, ever be a part of. Get the scoop here, tomorrow.

Perez brought this story to my attention. Check out “The Hills” star Heidi Montag in her new role: model. Role model!!!! Did you just LOL? Fine, then just look at the pictures. Click “read more” to see her in other compromising poses.

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I’m trying out a new thing here at WatchingMTV.com. Each night, I’ll be giving you a sneak peek at what’s coming the next day. It will only be a short little blurb, so you’ll have to come back the next day to find out the whole story. (Am I a genius or what?)

Tomorrow!

• You’ll get to finally read that exclusive scoop I got from Parisa from the next “Real World” cast.
• You’ll see a whole gaggle of new, tantalizing pictures of a certain “The Hills” star.
• And more!

See you then!

These pictures have surfaced of Kristen Cavallari getting all hot and bothered:

I have two things to say.

1) Photoshop is clearly her BFF
2) That girl must be damn hungry because she can’t stop chewing on her finger!

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Here’s a brand new trailer for the third season of “The Hills”:

Sheesh, you would think that with multiple seasons of both “Laguna Beach” and “The Hills” under their belts these girls would learn some drama control. (What am I talking about, these kinds of antics are exactly why we tune in). Keep up the good work, girls!

“The Hills” premieres Monday, August 13 at 10:00 PM EST.

Or at least that’s what the rumor mill is claiming. As you may know, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (of Laguna Beach fame) got engaged about a month ago. Even though their TV days may be in the past, these attention whores clearly can’t stay away from the spotlight.

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“They’re madly in love, but they also have a savvy business sense,” a friend of the couple tells Star. “They love being in the spotlight and figure that their relationship would draw a big TV audience.”

I’m not really sure what to think. On the one hand, “Newlyweds” was some funny TV, but on the other (larger, smarter) hand, another “Laguna Beach” spinoff may just be overkill. What do you think?

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