Steve-O Announces Rap Album (…And Is Crazy)
Tuesday, July 17th, 2007
Over the weekend Steve-O posted the longest entry ever on his blog. The biggest point is that he is coming out with a rap album, but, because the post drags on for so long, I’ve decided to graciously summarize it for you.
He begins by saying he apologizes for being rude to family and friends and blah, blah, blah– get to the good stuff! Ok, here it comes. He’s been struggling with “heavy, major, drug abuse” for the past while, and that’s why you haven’t seen him around. Is anyone surprised that the “Jackass” boys do drugs? Anyone? Moving on.
The post takes a turn for the crazy when Steve-O says he enjoys to free caged dogs. However, in his past attempt to free these caged dogs, one of them got hit by a car and died. This episode sent him into a depression, which somehow connects with a story he tells about a cab driver with an “abhorrent lack of professionalism.” Who would’ve thought that Steve-O knew what the word “abhorrent” meant? The blog post abruptly ends around there, leaving us totally confused (and quite scared).
Click “read the rest of this entry” to see the whole thing for yourself. I honestly reccommend it. Here are some teaser quotes:
- “I returned to my secret ‘hip hop hideaway’”
- “That dog dying sucked.”
- “The driver…talked my fucking ears off…That asshole yapped at me”
