Watching MTV

New reports from E! indicate that MTV is casting spots for Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s wedding. Yeah, ACTORS will be used for Heidi’s special day. As if this show wasn’t fake enough…

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Some of you may have missed this one…

Last week the paparazzi caught Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt shooting “The Hills” at Los Angeles airport LAX. The problem? After tearfully saying goodbye to Spencer, Heidi changed shirts, perked up, and ran back into his arms.

That’s right: they shot “the goodbye” and “the reunion” within minutes of each other! Scandal!

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Jason Wahler is speaking up about LC’s (and apparently his) feud with with Heidi and Spencer.

My favorite quote?

“”They just need to shut up.”

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What did you all think of the latest “The Hills”? Personally, I thought it merged Spencer and Beavis (from Beavis and Butthead) more than any other episode, and it proved that Lo should get her own show.

Anyway, on Monday we saw LC and her crew playing football on the beach in Malibu. Remember this post I brought you way back in July?? We finally saw it come to fruition!

Next we saw Heidi and Spencer navigate the wilderness of (my home state) Colorado. The Montags got a nice plug of their family-owned restaurant, Timberline, and Audrina moped about JustinBobby again.

Want some scoop about Heidi’s dad, Tim Egelhoff? Click “read the rest of this entry.”

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Have you heard the news yet about Heidi’s new single? If not, a brief synopsis: a few days back, Ryan Seacrest aired a leaked sample of the song, “Body Language,” by one Miss Heidi Montag. Heidi reacted furiously, claiming that she would never have authorized a leak and acted distraught over the matter. But a few days back, Pink Is The New Blog released a scan of In Touch Weekly that exposes Heidi for the liar she appears to be. Check it out:

Ouch!

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These “Laguna Beach” types can’t go a day without badmouthing each other. This time, it’s Spencer Pratt running his mouth. In his most recent blog post, Spencer rants about how Lauren Conrad has been talking smack about Spencer and Heidi just to get publicity for herself. Umm… isn’t that the whole point of MTV reality franchises? Whatever. You can read the whole blog post after the jump, but here a few teaser quotes:

• “[Lauren Conrad] used to ask to get in bed with Heidi and I to cuddle in the mornings”
• “when those cameras turn off LC(BEEF CURTAINS) is a completely different person…she goes back to being the spoiled brat that made her famous on Laguna Beach”
• “The LC is a pathetic wannabe fashion designer…who can’t even dress herself and look good…how is she going to design a line…ha…it should be called BEEF CURTAINS by LC”

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Read the entire mess by clicking “read the rest of this entry.”

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August 7th is the date: “The Hills” season 2 finally arrives on DVD. Here’s a short publicity blurb:

With a year in Los Angeles under their belts, Lauren Conrad and her friends Heidi, Audrina and Whitney are learning that being young women in the big city isn’t as easy as they expected. The girls are older, wiser and now single, but still facing challenges at work and school. This year when new guys force them to make tough choices, Lauren and the girls are about to find out that not even friendships can be taken for granted.

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To find out what amazing special features are on the DVD (and to get your link to Amazon), click “read the rest of this entry.”

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It’s MadTV! Usually I find this program childish and humorless, but they sure struck a chord with their parody of “The Hills”! The impression of LC is uncanny! Check it out:

Geeze, we do them a favor by tolerating them while they’re on TV; don’t bother us with your drama when it’s not on television! Yes, Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt from “The Hills” are, like, not friends anymore. Awesome. (They’re pictured here, sandwiching Heidi Montag). Apparently, things went awry when Pratt spoke ill of Jenner’s then girlfriend Nicole Richie in a DETAILS magazine article. I’ve read the article and it basically says that Brody Jenner used Nicole Richie for his own publicity, which many have suspected all along. The two boys are now on two opposing teams: it’s Brody and LC vs. Spencer and Heidi. Hopefully it’s a death match (and no one’s a winner).

Sigh, what do you all think?

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Perez brought this story to my attention. Check out “The Hills” star Heidi Montag in her new role: model. Role model!!!! Did you just LOL? Fine, then just look at the pictures. Click “read more” to see her in other compromising poses.

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Here’s a brand new trailer for the third season of “The Hills”:

Sheesh, you would think that with multiple seasons of both “Laguna Beach” and “The Hills” under their belts these girls would learn some drama control. (What am I talking about, these kinds of antics are exactly why we tune in). Keep up the good work, girls!

“The Hills” premieres Monday, August 13 at 10:00 PM EST.

Or at least that’s what the rumor mill is claiming. As you may know, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt (of Laguna Beach fame) got engaged about a month ago. Even though their TV days may be in the past, these attention whores clearly can’t stay away from the spotlight.

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“They’re madly in love, but they also have a savvy business sense,” a friend of the couple tells Star. “They love being in the spotlight and figure that their relationship would draw a big TV audience.”

I’m not really sure what to think. On the one hand, “Newlyweds” was some funny TV, but on the other (larger, smarter) hand, another “Laguna Beach” spinoff may just be overkill. What do you think?